clASSified of the Weak: Holy Smoke

The noxious fumes of fire and brimstone

Nothing like a nice exhaust system to get your car sounding like a church choir. Just be sure that system is in check. Without one of these, you might be releasing some dangerous tox-sins. They're not particularly rare, but for some would-be car thieves, they're something of a holy grail. If you find yourself the victim of such an unholy endeavour, perhaps this is the miracle purchase you need for vehicular salvation. Bless up.